Parade Awards

2010 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of La Moula
Worst Float   Krewe of Bierbog
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Best Newcomers   Krewe of Krime
Thought That Counts   Krewe of Snafu
Heart Breakers Award   Italian American Marchers
Viagra Award   Krewe of Boyd
(you know, the old guys)
Cougar Award   I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Best Jello Shots   Krewe of Bassackwards
Darin' Erin Award   Krewe of Damnifineaux
Sucking Up Award   Krewe of Demolition

 

2009 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   The wASTED kREWE
Worst Float   Krewe of Moula
Golden Gavel Award   Krewe of Bierbog
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Judges’ Toast Award   Krewe of Mixed Nuts
Best Attempted Bribe   The Parrot Head Club Krewe
Sexiest Krewe   I-DA-HO Potato Queens
Udderly shameless   Krewe of MOM (Ministers of Misinformation)
International Achievement Award   The Italian American Marchers
Boogiest Bailout   Krewe of No Klue
Obamanation Award   Krewe of Boyd Avenue and Krewe of Lou
Best Marching Krewe   Krewe of Yazoo
Sleaziest/Tackiest/Nastiest Award   We know you only as the
401K-Jelly float
(B.R.E.W. Krewe)
Magna Cum Laude Award   Krewe of Damifineaux
Best Krewe Sucking Up to Whitney Vann   Krewe of Snafu
Best Porta-Potty Award   Krewe of Pink Ladies
Supervised Probation Award   So disgusting, we don’t even want to acknowledge you. In our minds you are simply the ‘Raw Chicken Feet Throwers

 

2008 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Worst Float   Krewe of One Percenters
Best Marching Krewe   Krewe of Yazoo
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Most Benevolent Bribe   The King's Float ($500 to Military Family Assistance Fund from King Danny McGlynn's Krewe)
Most Moving Bribe   Krewe of Bierbog (personalized pink toilets)
Most Aptly Named   Krewe of Bassackwards
Most Patriotic   Krewe of Mixed Nuts
Most Politically Incorrect   Krewe of Good Times
Sexiest Krewe   Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Most Likely to Succeed in Seducing the Female Judges   Italian-American Marchers
Phallidictorian Award   Krewe of Flock University
Wost Britney Bashers   Ministers of Misinformation
Flamingeaux Phil's Must Accurate Prediction Award   Krewe of Who? (the float said "We Won't Win Again.")
Flamingeaux Phil's Most Inaccurate Prediction Award   Krewe of Loose Skrewes (futures of Britney, Edwin, Nick)
Believe in Louisiana Award   Royal Mystic Krewe of Generic Yo-Yo's
Coach's Award   Krewe of Boyd Avenue

 

2007 Spanish Town Parade Awards

Best Float   Krewe of Lou
Worst Float   Krewe of Damnifineaux
Sexiest Float   Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens
Best Bribe   Krewe of Cookie
Best Political Statement   Krewe of Loose Skrewes
Best Saban Basher   Skip's 1% Club
Best Seat in the House   Krewe~La Moula
Cum Laude Award   Krewe of Esteedee
Neurosis Award   Krewe of Pink Ladies
P.E.T.A. Award   Krewe of Yazoo
Reality Award   Krewe of Bierbog
Size Matters Award   Krewe of the Crooked Crown
Sour Grapes Award   Krewe of Absurdity
Spanish Town Grammy   The Italian American Marchers
AND Biggest Cucuzzi Award   The Italian American Marchers
Judges' Censure Award   The Polluted Participantsity