Parade Awards
2010 Spanish Town Parade Awards
| Best Float | Krewe of La Moula | |
| Worst Float | Krewe of Bierbog | |
| Best Bribe | Krewe of Cookie | |
| Best Newcomers | Krewe of Krime | |
| Thought That Counts | Krewe of Snafu | |
| Heart Breakers Award | Italian American Marchers | |
| Viagra Award | Krewe of Boyd (you know, the old guys) |
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| Cougar Award | I-Da-Ho Potato Queens | |
| Best Jello Shots | Krewe of Bassackwards | |
| Darin' Erin Award | Krewe of Damnifineaux | |
| Sucking Up Award | Krewe of Demolition |
2009 Spanish Town Parade Awards
| Best Float | The wASTED kREWE | |
| Worst Float | Krewe of Moula | |
| Golden Gavel Award | Krewe of Bierbog | |
| Best Bribe | Krewe of Cookie | |
| Judges’ Toast Award | Krewe of Mixed Nuts | |
| Best Attempted Bribe | The Parrot Head Club Krewe | |
| Sexiest Krewe | I-DA-HO Potato Queens | |
| Udderly shameless | Krewe of MOM (Ministers of Misinformation) | |
| International Achievement Award | The Italian American Marchers | |
| Boogiest Bailout | Krewe of No Klue | |
| Obamanation Award | Krewe of Boyd Avenue and Krewe of Lou | |
| Best Marching Krewe | Krewe of Yazoo | |
| Sleaziest/Tackiest/Nastiest Award | We know you only as the 401K-Jelly float (B.R.E.W. Krewe) |
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| Magna Cum Laude Award | Krewe of Damifineaux | |
| Best Krewe Sucking Up to Whitney Vann | Krewe of Snafu | |
| Best Porta-Potty Award | Krewe of Pink Ladies | |
| Supervised Probation Award | So disgusting, we don’t even want to acknowledge you. In our minds you are simply the ‘Raw Chicken Feet Throwers |
2008 Spanish Town Parade Awards
| Best Float | Krewe of It's Five O'Clock Somewhere | |
| Worst Float | Krewe of One Percenters | |
| Best Marching Krewe | Krewe of Yazoo | |
| Best Bribe | Krewe of Cookie | |
| Most Benevolent Bribe | The King's Float ($500 to Military Family Assistance Fund from King Danny McGlynn's Krewe) | |
| Most Moving Bribe | Krewe of Bierbog (personalized pink toilets) | |
| Most Aptly Named | Krewe of Bassackwards | |
| Most Patriotic | Krewe of Mixed Nuts | |
| Most Politically Incorrect | Krewe of Good Times | |
| Sexiest Krewe | Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens | |
| Most Likely to Succeed in Seducing the Female Judges | Italian-American Marchers | |
| Phallidictorian Award | Krewe of Flock University | |
| Wost Britney Bashers | Ministers of Misinformation | |
| Flamingeaux Phil's Must Accurate Prediction Award | Krewe of Who? (the float said "We Won't Win Again.") | |
| Flamingeaux Phil's Most Inaccurate Prediction Award | Krewe of Loose Skrewes (futures of Britney, Edwin, Nick) | |
| Believe in Louisiana Award | Royal Mystic Krewe of Generic Yo-Yo's | |
| Coach's Award | Krewe of Boyd Avenue |
2007 Spanish Town Parade Awards
| Best Float | Krewe of Lou | |
| Worst Float | Krewe of Damnifineaux | |
| Sexiest Float | Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens | |
| Best Bribe | Krewe of Cookie | |
| Best Political Statement | Krewe of Loose Skrewes | |
| Best Saban Basher | Skip's 1% Club | |
| Best Seat in the House | Krewe~La Moula | |
| Cum Laude Award | Krewe of Esteedee | |
| Neurosis Award | Krewe of Pink Ladies | |
| P.E.T.A. Award | Krewe of Yazoo | |
| Reality Award | Krewe of Bierbog | |
| Size Matters Award | Krewe of the Crooked Crown | |
| Sour Grapes Award | Krewe of Absurdity | |
| Spanish Town Grammy | The Italian American Marchers | |
| AND Biggest Cucuzzi Award | The Italian American Marchers | |
| Judges' Censure Award | The Polluted Participantsity |