Best Float | - | Krewe of It's Five O'Clock Somewhere |
Worst Float | - | Krewe of One Percenters |
| Best Marching Krewe | | Krewe of Yazoo |
Best Bribe | - | Krewe of Cookie |
Most Benevolent Bribe | - | The King's Float ($500 to Military Family Assistance Fund from King Danny McGlynn's Krewe) |
Most Moving Bribe | - | Krewe of Bierbog (personalized pink toilets) |
Most Aptly Named | - | Krewe of Bassackwards |
Most Patriotic | - | Krewe of Mixed Nuts |
Most Politically Incorrect | - | Krewe of Good Times |
| Sexiest Krewe | - | Krewe of I-Da-Ho Potato Queens |
| Most Likely to Succeed in Seducing the Female Judges | - | Italian-American Marchers |
| Phallidictorian Award | - | Krewe of Flock University |
| Wost Britney Bashers | - | Ministers of Misinformation |
| Flamingeaux Phil's Must Accurate Prediction Award | - | Krewe of Who? (the float said "We Won't Win Again.") |
| Flamingeaux Phil's Most Inaccurate Prediction Award | - | Krewe of Loose Skrewes (futures of Britney, Edwin, Nick) |
| Believe in Louisiana Award | - | Royal Mystic Krewe of Generic Yo-Yo's |
| Coach's Award | - | Krewe of Boyd Avenue |
